I don't know about anyone else but shopping really bugs me. I hate having to fight around people just to get some frickin' bananas. People are impatient and it would be so much easier if I was allowed to 'move' them out of my way.
Another thought although would be the following. Instead of the general public being 'allowed' to walk round the store we could install automatic trolleys on rails. Imagine a small bumper car made out of metal 'weeving' (you know what I mean) with legs and 4 not so wobbly wheels with a handle to hold onto and two chairs for the little ones attached to an overhead cable 'gently' pulling the cart along. Now also imagine this...Instead of supermarket attendants it could be run by a fascist army. You would be ushered along at a steady pace whilst quickly trying to grab your groceries and whatever you might want to buy on that particular day. If you went to the customer services desk to comlpain a small man would approach you, take your wallet or purse, remove your driving license and say "Remember, we know where you live" whilst at the same time two tall shadowy figures would emerge as if from the woodwork with two growling, snarling rottweitlers. You would understand and quickly leave without telling a soul.
This would make the whole shopping experience much more pleasurable...
SirK's Rants Copyrighted 2007
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